06/10/11 - Umbrellas are GREAT inventions, but...

Mood: Full of tea. And guilt. I ate 4 wonderfully greasy slices of Pizza Capers BBQ Bonanza for lunch today. My boss insisted! He bought it. And told me to eat it. Well, ok that's a lie. He asked would I like pizza for lunch. And I happened to say yes. Did I think he was going to offer to buy it? No! It just happened to find itself in my mouth after that. Four times.
My eating plan is out the WINDOW for the week - booooooooo. I was doing so well! Yes, ladies and gentlemen. For the moment I am obsessed with trying to look amazing-er. 

See, this is my plan to look amazing and get healthy....er:
1. Eat a big breakfast
2. Eat no lunch. I sit all day so I have no energy expendiature really. Just brain expendature. How do you spell expendicha?
3. Drink a shyte load of water over the day... flush out toxins and all that crap.
3. Eat a whopper dinner.

Yes, yes. I know all you 'food buffs' may be cringing at this plan right now. I know you're not really supposed to eat a big dinner. Or are you? Or are you just supposed to graze over the day and have no big meals at all?
WHATEVER I say. I am cruising along to my own thought for food (get what I just did that? Amazing...). I am happy doing it. I am losing those few extra flabby kilos I was desperately trying to shake. GO YOU KILOS GO!

And I didn't walk this morning either. Bloody rain. Bloody guilt. Fatty pants Thursday today!

I did play squash on Wednesday though. That's something!

Eating: I have avoided any other lumpy edible substance today after the pizza episode. Clogged arteries and guilt has kept me full today! 
It was a mighty fine 4 slices of grease heaven though, I'll give it that.
Bacon, pepperoni, amazing woody-smokey BBQ sauce, onions and some other unidentifiable things that tasted good.

Would you believe I've also had homemade pizzas for tea the last 2 nights in a row as well? HA! They were healthy. They had avocado on them! And vegetables n stuff... ah who am I kidding?

And this weekend - joy!! A binge fest full of drinking, boozing, sloshing it up.... CAN'T WAIT! Screw this week. I've blown it pretty much anyway. I just ate a KitKat too with my tea.

Ok, let's write this week off. Start fresh next week!

Friend Stacey's birthday celebrations this weekend. We are heading up the bootiful Sunshine Coast for a afternoon and night of frivilous delights (see... see what I just did there too? Awesome...). Cruising the pub and club scene of Mooloolabah, should be veeeeeeeeery interesting.

Drinking: Hmm, I seem to be jumping ahead of the questions today, no? Nuff said. I've drunk tea. I WILL be drinking an assortment of alcoholic goodies come Saturday. And expelling most of it from my body on Sunday.

Watching: Wanting to watch nothing other than SUPERNATURAL at any given moment of spare time. Utterly obsessed with them at the moment... I mean, it. The show, yes. Not the 2 amazingly handsome, drop dead sexy devils that headline it. Nah, nothing to do with those two at all. I keep spoiling things by doing stupid things like adding Supernatural to my Facebook 'Likes' and getting all sorts of picture and news spoilers when I'm only 2 seasons in of 5. WHY AM I DOING THIS TO MYSELF???? I know I don't want to ruin it, but yet here I am, spoiling it. Sod it. 

Listening to: The raining evening descending. And hungry poo fluffs. They attacking their newspaper bedding in protest because I'm not doing anything productive like FEEDING THEM. OH MY GOD I AM THE WORST PARENT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! Says they.

They can wait. I have too much to write and I'm on a roll.

Why am I doing this to myself really? I've just spend the last 2 hours at work, working solidly, staring at my computer, completing work for a client who is looking in over my shoulder. Not hard work, by any means, but I didn't get a break in all that time. And usually I give my eyes a wee rest after 30mins or so. Not this afternoon. They say computers don't wreck your eyesight? I beg to differ sir! I came out the other end, blurry eyed and struggling to see past our shop door. Eeep. Yucky computers. Why do I love using you so?

So, you'd think I'd get home and do something much more easier on my eyes. Like, watching TV, right? Nope. Don't laugh, I was trying to be sarcastic, but it's hard to convey emotion on this thing sometimes....

Oh wait... oh bugger it I couldn't be arsed finding an animated emoticon right now.

*gets motivated and inserts charming animated 'sarcastic' emoticon*

There. Doesn't work as well though, do it? Ok fine fine I found it.

Satisfying?

Just finished: Cranking the oven for our delicious 'Lamb Tucker Bags' for tea. Lamb mince, dianne sauce, rosemary I think... all wrapped up in pastry in a sweet little bag thingy. Delish! I shall make them and they shall be yummy. And I shall make some corn. And, and brocolli.

Gee writing on blogs are way better than twitter and facebook. I can so much more off my chest and it's unlikely that anyone is going to read it! Perfect! Oh wait, isn't that what people do on Facebook now...

After this, I'm going to: feed the fluff stuffies and get arse off computer. Looks bad. I feel bad.

Some random notes I wanted to mention:

• I love umbrellas up until the point when you need to de-umbrella and get in your car. This is such a fruitless exercise that you end up getting just as wet if you had no umbrella at all. It's always such a frantic moment... "ahh! Get the door open.... AHH!!! Get the umbrella down and in... AHH!!! IT'S GOING ALL DOWN MY ARM!!! OMG I'M GETTING MY HAIR WET... my BAG is getting wet, arghhhhh!!! GET IN GET IN GET IIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN!!!! OMG THE DOOR IS STUCK WITH THE UMBRELLA IN IT!!! GOD HELP MEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
• My Garfield cup, with all the characters dressed up as the Seinfeld characters, is virtually indestructible. *Touch wood* It's copyright dates back to... 1996. I've had the cup for THAT long. It's my prized tea cup. Along with my 'GarTrek' cup. Where they're all spoofing Star Trek. Heart it heaps.
• My kitchen light isn't working at all. It's amazing how annoying it is not to have a kitchen light. Luckily I have the range hood light - saviour! But it's like frigging camping, I swear...
• Why, when you need to reach over something to reach something almost OUT of reach, it's easier to stand on one foot and not two? I did it this afternoon and pondered the thought. But that's as far as I went, I'm putting it out there isntead.
• I'm about to score an iPhone as a WORK phone. I am so uberly chuffed it's ridiculous. ANGRY BIRDS HERE WE COME!!!

And that, my facebook friends, is about it. Time to rest my eyes and watch some flickering TV show.

RIP Steve Jobs, you did an amazing one. iSad.

~ Peace, Love & Mungbeans ~

xxx